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WORDS FOR THE WISE


-I am insane
-I am weird
-I am a witch ('thou shalt not suffer a witch to live' SCREW YOU ASSHOLES!)
-I like to rant... a lot
-I hate my french teacher... give me a voodoo doll and a pin and I know exactly where I'll stick it... Chapter Two of How to Voodoo your French Teacher... No I am NOT and never WILL be into black magick, it's just... er... curious minds wanna know!
-I am fun, if you call me boring I'll give you a smack
-I do talk about sex somethimes, but I am more one of the deep end lads than the chavs in the shallow water who'll fuck anything with a pretty face and two boobies
-I am a writer, I write fanfiction, I write original fiction, I write erotic fiction, and also you might not wanna take my works too seriously coz I write about the weird and the bizzarre only, anything not out of the ordinary is considered uninteresting in my world
-I love horror films, surprise surprise
-I doodle in my Book of Shadows. Well, it's only to make it look interesting!

Warning: ADD WITH CAUTION, COZ THIS KIDDO MIGHT BE TOO SPICY FOR YOUR TASTES!